I Wish I Had a Slightly Smaller Middle Ring

Seven times over Donegore Hill, 3 from Parkgate and 4 from the footbridge, is enough to bore any man rigid, especially when you are on your own. Such was the lot of Cash on Monday night, whilst Tango worked out in some posers gym with his boss in England.

Tango likes to think this sign near the bottom of the Hill is a warning to motorists that he may be in the vicinity. Whatever.